Calaverita - write or tune a Day of the Dead calavera for a friend

A calavera literaria is the rhymed, teasing mock-epitaph people trade for Día de los Muertos: Death comes for a living friend, coworker or tío, and their own quirks get them carried off. Give a name, a few quirks and (optionally) your draft. The page hangs each draft line as a papel picado flag with an approximate syllable count and rhyme letter, looks for Death and for jokes that punch at looks or health, and gives a verdict by fixed rules: fresh, soften, rewrite, tune or keep - all free. A metered read writes or fixes the poem in four-line stanzas from your quirks only (English, Spanish, or Spanish with an English gloss) and gives a close reading of its rhyme, rhythm, images and turn. Exports Markdown, text, JSON and a printable card. Built on @rysweet/poet-analyst.