Real or Render - clip-check bingo before you share a viral video

Saw a clip that seems too wild to be real? Describe it, paste its caption and tick the tells you actually saw on a free 5x5 bingo card - garbled signs, objects melting, faces drifting, no original uploader, an older upload, the same clip under another caption - plus anything that already checks out. The card leans one way in the browser by fixed rules and counts bingo lines. A metered read splits the caption into checkable claims (backed / contradicted / unchecked), reads every tick back with its innocent explanation, lists the three to five checks that would settle it and drafts a calm reply to send: real but miscaptioned, likely generated, likely real, or not enough yet. Built on @jwynia/claim-investigation. The model never sees the clip.