Bone Dry - tell your true story deadpan

Paste a short true story the way you would tell it, say whether it will be said aloud or written down, and the page counts its giveaways - exclamation marks, laugh tags, emoji, intensifiers, set-up phrases, joke explainers, shouted words - on a wall hygrometer, free: none is bone dry, one to three damp, four or more soaked. One metered run retells it deadpan in your own nouns with the turn in the last line, plus delivery notes, and the page re-checks it. Not professional advice. Built on the SkillSafe skill @social-media-skills/storytelling-and-narrative.