Room Temperature - is your hot take actually hot?

A taste test for hot takes. Free in the browser: type the unpopular opinion you plan to say out loud, why you hold it, where you would say it and how many there would disagree; a label check lists hedges, sweeping words, people named, insult words, familiar takes and whether a reason is given, makes a guess, draws a hot-sauce bottle and exports Markdown, CSV and JSON. One metered task gives a verdict (cheap heat, too vague to taste, lukewarm or genuinely spicy) from three checks and a fixed rule, a heat level, the mild version everyone already says, a STAND check (stake it, target the idea, argue it, nod to the other side, declare it), three sharper versions on your own side, the strongest objection, facts to check first and an opening question; the page re-checks every reply. Built on @social-media-skills/contrarian-and-opinion.